Brawndo - Unisex Tank Top step brothers Bold red italic text reads

Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow

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Weathered white script reads "Beachcombers Baseball" with a bat graphic underlining the text

Vertical white text reads "ESTD" and "1987" flanking the illustration

Brawndo - Unisex Tank Top step brothers Bold red italic text readsReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"