United Citizen Federation - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Red text reads "Newburgh

Red text reads "Newburgh

Dark text below reads "You're F*cked at

A vintage retro style space design inspired by the NASA Apollo 11 mission

A dark green mid-century pin-up illustration depicts a woman in a bikini seated on a bar stool

these pants will have you feeling festive and ready to embrace the winter wonderland—just without the actual snow

United Citizen Federation - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Red text reads "NewburghCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads