The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt 80s Red and white uppercase text

Red and white uppercase text below reads "HOTEL • POOL • CABANA CLUB

Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans

A triangular Lambda crest with laurel branches sits above bold white text reading "1ST PLACE

rosy cheeks

Alpha Beta

The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt 80s Red and white uppercase textJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi